i speak chinese motherfuckers

you gained weight: chin tu faht
this is a tow-away zone: no pah kin
small horse: tai ni po ni
i bumped the coffee table: ai bang mai fa kin ni
i need to see you: kum hia nao
they have arrived: hia dei kum
i got this for free: ai no pei
did you go to the beach?: wai yu so tan
i cannot pay you: no bai nut ding
great!: fa kin su pah

intermolecular:

Am I the only one intimidated by people who are really attractive and cheeky, to seem to know a lot of people and gets along with everyone? I’m just the whole opposite to that spectrum and you intimidate me because of that sdkvjbksjdvbkvj

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ruinedchildhood:

And I have been since I was 12.

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kinyoubi:

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yuchingtang:

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so like shouldn’t i be korean right now

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Reblog with your biases

SNSD: Jessica
f(x): Amber
Infinite: Dongwoo/Myungsoo/Sunggyu/Woohyun
B1A4: Sandeul
Miss A: Fei
Block B: U-Kwon/Zico/P.O./Taeil
2PM: Wooyoung/Nichkhun/Junsu
TVXQ: Yunho
SHINee: Key
B2ST: Junhyung/Doojoon
2NE1: Bom/CL
4Minute: Hyuna
CNBlue: Jonghyun/Jungshin
FtIsland: Hongki
SS501: Jungmin/Hyungjun
MBLAQ: Mir/Thunder
BigBang: TOP/GD/Taeyang
Super Junior: Eunhyuk/Donghae/Heechul/Henry
Wonder Girls: Sohee
EXO: Baekhyun/Kris/Tao/Xiumin/Luhan

(Source: ku-hyun)

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how I tell stories

me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
my mom: clean your room
me:  I WILL DESTROY YOU MORTAL

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.