i speak chinese motherfuckers
you gained weight: chin tu fahtthis is a tow-away zone: no pah kin
small horse: tai ni po ni
i bumped the coffee table: ai bang mai fa kin ni
i need to see you: kum hia nao
they have arrived: hia dei kum
i got this for free: ai no pei
did you go to the beach?: wai yu so tan
i cannot pay you: no bai nut ding
great!: fa kin su pah








